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Meanwhile, in Islington... Longtime Arsenal target and ageing Spaniard David Villa has reportedly missed the boat on a move to the Emirates, as the Mirror cites his age and Arsenal’s burgeoning interest in Fiorentina’s Stefan Jovetic as reasons his time has passed for a move to become a Gooner.
Speaking of Arsenal, The Daily Star seems to have the wacky idea that Arsene could make a swoop for Cesc Fabregas this summer as the Catalans could put him up for sale to finance stadium work, which seems about as likely
Not short on strikers, Manchester United hope they can still win the race for Borussia Dortmund striker Robert Lewandowski, as the Germans won’t want to sell to their Bundesliga rivals Bayern Munich. (Daily Mail)
If Lewandowski does leave Dortmund, they could move to replace him with Newcastle United striker Papiss Cisse. (Daily Express)
Sunderland want Danny Rose permanently. That’s not too interesting. So the good ol’ Metro have jazzed it up by suggesting he could set back the Wearsiders £8 MILLION! When looking at Sunderland’s history of transfer fund profligacy, you wouldn’t bet against it...
Tony ‘Britain’s nicest squillionaire’ Fernandes, is having talks with Harry Redknapp over a fire-sale of QPR’s under-performing stars before their life in the Championship begins in August. Poor guys.
And finally... Jeffrey Bruma is set to return to Chelsea after Hamburg broke off their brief relationship with the midfielder. Aww.