The weird, wonderful web

I know they’re bad losers but really... Tuesday’s sending off of a Man United player was hardly a criminal offence. Enter Armchair Fan, who decided it was all just so terrible he was going to ring the police!

By Kate Wobschall
Friday, 8th March 2013, 8:00 am

We all remember the advert... the little old lady lovingly stroking the arm of her chair and proclaiming: “My niece got this from Shackletons, you know.” Well THAT advert was revived this week - for Top Gear of all programmes. I can just see the Stig settling down into a nice high seat job after doing a few laps of the track. Click here

He must have been starving. This robber held up a takeaway delivery driver but didn’t take his money, he stole the food he was trying to deliver! Click here

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All together now - de ne ne ne ne ne ne ne de ne ne ne ne ne ne ne BATMAN!! Yes, it’s been everywhere but WWW loves him so much we couldn’t not include him. Meet Batman, aka Wyke grandfather of four Stan Worby. Click here

How’s your cheese knowledge? You have to know your edam from your elbow when you’re a cheesemonger - especially if you’re sharing the telly screen with Ant and Dec. Liz Musgrave, we salute you. Click here

More next week!