Forget about the lunatics taking over the asylum, children have taken over this country, aided and abetted by spineless politicians.
We have the non display of cigarette products in shops and supermarkets; just in case the children see them.
The soon to be imposed, plain packets for cigarettes, again so children are not attracted to them.
The last bastion of respite from domestic tribulations; pubs and clubs turned into children friendly crèches.
There is even one airline that is using children to present their safety video prior to take off, telling adults what to do in the event of an emergency.
And now; the criminalisation of smoking in a car, if you are carrying one of these precious mini us.
Can I remind the aforementioned politicians, it is not children who vote. It is adults!